Is this real?
Yes, it is.
Why 1 million dollars?
We wanted this for ourselves but we decide that it's so one of a kind that it must have also one of a kind price if someone wants to join this elite club. It's yours forever!
What can I do with the icon?
Nothing basically. After you install our app, a little handcrafted icon will appear on your status bar. That icon was specially crafted for unique people like you.
Ohh... you'll get an animated version as well.
Why should I buy your app?
Because you'll the only one who can afford it. And its fantastic conversation starter.
Who are you, people?
We support only android devices!